January 2012
8 posts
WORDBONER.COM GOES █████ AS A SIGN OF PROTEST →
“6:39 p.m. Seacrest says Sofia Vergara is doing two-a-days in the gym to get...”
– There really is no hope for the rest of us The Cut
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”
– Steve Jobs, RIP. (via nedhepburn)
September 2011
14 posts
What is a weekend? →
An oldie, but a goodie. Because Maggie Smith wins at life
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The Gawker Guide to Fall Movies →
there are too many things I want to see here. plus the commentary is hilarious as always. go gawker, go.
“Yes — it’s so unfair, but a bad wig can really ruin a film for me. I can think...”
– Lone Scherfig when asked if she was concerned about having to age characters twenty years [in One Day]?
August 2011
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Concerts are kind of like sex.
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
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